no twd tonight
let’s wait until february
I need this
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below.
Happy writing. You can do it!
This is actually brilliant.
If the words “hella swaggy” “fucking hilarious” and “flawless music taste” aren’t used at my funeral I will come back to haunt all of you.
this is a really funny post but I CAN’T STAND THE FACT THAT THE CAPRISUN IS ON THE KEYBOARD WHAT IF IT LEAKS
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Vietnamese photographer Thanh Ha Bui captured this incredible image in his parents’ back garden and, after spotting a line of super strong weaver ants marching across a branch, decided to test their legendary weightlifting skills. First experimenting with pieces of food and leaves, he eventually ended up with this incredible shot
How to properly Love someone:
1. Buy them pizza
2. Touch their butt
My gynecologist told me I need to stop eating so many spaghettios. Also to stop making appointments with him because I’m a dude and I dont have a vagina
Ghost rolled in some sidewalk chalk.