Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
its so weird that one of the few things that completely and entirely unites an entire generation of jaded adults is an encyclopedic knowledge of spongebob quotes
We’re like brothers…. only closer.
my favourite thing about cat yawns is they start off real cute and then get fucking menacing as shit
at first i was like haha aww this kitty is so cute but why does it seem so familiar and then i realized
IT’S THE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CAT
I love this post so much
my hand slipped
with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”
I am re-reblogging just because that was so good
My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness
i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it
dean smiling/looking happy
Based off a tumblr post I saw floating around at some point.
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
“You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
the quote made it
i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!